Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health.

One day the snake bit her on the cheek.

As she lay dying, she asked the snake,

“Why have you done this to me?”

And the snake answered,

“Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake.”

edit 1.02.2012, thx Solga:

On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty coloured skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Poor Thing,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”

“Take Me in Oh Tender Woman
Take Me In, For Heaven’s Sake
Take Me In, Tender Woman,” Sighed the Snake

She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken in had been revived

“Take Me In, Oh Tender Woman
Take Me In, For Heaven’s Sake
Take Me In, Tender Woman,” Sighed the Snake

She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re So Beautiful,” She cried
“But If I hadn’t brought you in by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite

“Take Me In, Oh Tender Woman
Take Me In, For Heaven’s Sake
Take Me In, Tender Woman,” Sighed the Snake

“I saved you,” Cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I’m going to die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” Said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

“Take Me In, Oh Tender Woman
Take Me In, For Heaven’s Sake
Take Me In, Tender Woman,” Sighed the Snake

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